Welcome to my website! You have come here, obviously, to learn how to become the safest you can be...while also getting the most you can out of all your dangerous sports and escapades. Well kids, you have come to the right place. |
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If your upset about my Christmas-ish color choice, please feel free to leave this website. Thank you to all my supporters for helping me get through all the danger and peril in my life. Thank you to the Evans Family for being adventurists with me...Thank you to Kris for screaming 'SafetyConCon' when he saw me, Thank you to my brother for giving me 'favors' when I was stressed. Thank You to Jason, for giving me the list of things to do on my website. Thank you to Daniel, for being the last person I will ever add to this 'Thank You' section. Thank you Chad, for being the most special person I've ever met ever. Thank you to Nick, because your earlobes fulfill my fantasy. Thank you to Tostino Man, Tejb, and FPS Russia for being the friends they are. Thank you to Henry, Ben, Dani, and William for making my P.E. not a feggit. Thank you to TROSSMAN, nuf' said. Thank you to my helmet for saving my life when a certain someone threw a giant rock at my own head. Thank you Tomas, for bringing LOTBP into fame. Thank you FACS class, but only Peter and my table. Thank you 1773 SP34K for opening my eyes to something I never thought was possible...time travel. But most of all, thank you Connor Zimmerman, for creating the name, the website, and the phenomenon of safety. |
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